Say ‘CHEESE’ and EAT it! :D

‘The Living Cheese Ball’!
I earned this name not for no reason!!
My family discovered this obsession ages ago..hence the name.
I can eat cheese with just about anything. Rather, I need* cheese with everything!
Orders I place at a restaurant invariably have cheese in them.
Pav bhaji? With cheese.
Garlic bread? With cheese.
Dosa? With cheese.
Pizza? Only cheese!! (For readers’ sake, I’ll restrict this post to cheese because my love for pizzas could easily turn into another post by itself!)
Even before I was introduced to cheese came into my life – Butter. Aye, not any normal butter but ‘Amul’. What would life without Amul butter be!!??
I grew up with butter being an essential, almost like air for my lungs!
Bread, roti, dosa.. I ate these with butter alone. I didn’t demand anything else. Moms obviously are NOT going to feed their kids only butter with rotis! I mean where’s the nutrition, blah blah!! So I got my subzis with a blob of butter! Problem solved!
My mother-in-law certainly hadn’t expected her daughter-in-law to be a Butter Monster! What used to be one purchase in two months now happens to be two purchases in one month! I demand only butter and cheese! Yes yes, chocolates too! That’s quite a good deal if you ask me!
Trouble in paradise begins when the butter and cheese I devour show up on my body. Comfortable cushions on the sides of my waist, ever so loving, that they’ll stick onto me no matter what!
Fight with them, abuse them, they won’t go. Now that’s what I call loyalty!
That being said, you’ll never happen to come across an ‘unconditional’ weight-loss featuring in my New Year Resolution List.
I shall do justice to my name till the end.
Dr. Kurien – I thank you before each meal for such a wonderful gift. Amen.

P.S. Don’t you think I resemble the Amul girl!!?? 😛