The last thing I want is for you guys to assume I’ve disappeared from the face of Earth or my life’s become too boring to write anything about, both of which ain’t happening anytime soon!
So a quick update on what’s been happening since my last post that told you about my GMCS experience!
Here you go!
1) I quit my job and I’m on the hunt for a new one! In the capacity of a C.A.! For the first time since I’ve known the word, C.A stands for Chartered Accountancy!
2) On everyone’s advice, I went to PP’s office because everyone thought it was the best place for me to learn and KPA could do with a helping hand. On the third day I realised I’d learned enough to conclude that my NOT going would be the biggest help! 😛
3) If entertaining people over WhatsApp was a paid job, you’d find my name on the Forbes List of richest! 😛
4) What I do during my free time at home is definitely going to earn me a job as a C.A. – Coloring Artist! Mind you, I’m no Picasso! I’m still on color pencils, so you can imagine the farthest I’ll get!
5) It took me one week to make my resume and upload it on job portals. It’s been a month now waiting for the ideal job offer to come. My patience and perseverance make me feel like Rakhee; “mere Karan Arjun aayenge”.
6) I wish my CA final score had been half as high as the current petrol price! My mom would have gladly sponsored my petrol expenses for the rest of her life!
7) As much as I love having people in my car, hard times require tough decisions. Kindly donate some money to the Camy Petrol Fund to avail future rides.
Easy 1 step process:
No NEFT, no Paytym.
Drop your contribution into the cute piggy bank to the left of your seat.
8) The trending word ‘Nickyanka’ could make it to the Oxford Dictionary but I’m not going to make it to their wedding guest-list in spite of my following their news fervently!
9) Ganpati festival brought out my ‘sanskari’ side. Associating ‘sanskari’ with Sneha is no more different than associating ‘logic’ with Bollywood! I can safely conclude that the formula to winning hearts in your native place is a ‘Saree + jewellery + bindi + hair in a bun’ avatar! I could be a murderer for all you know but they won’t hold that against me as long as im dressed up to mark! 😛
10) My confusion saga never ends. The message that was meant for my body seems to have wrongly gone to my hair! It hasn’t grown an inch since the last time I cut it! No matter what I feed it, it doesn’t get fatter! I must say my hair seems to have taken a vow to stay in shape!
As much as I enjoy watching Karan Arjun, I really hope I find a job in this janam itself! 😛
What C & A stand for only time will tell but that’s it for now!
Cheers!
C.A.: Confused Aquarian 