Warning: I only give tips on how to LOOSE weight and not LOSE weight 😉 😀
Some expert advice to all those, like my dear cousin, who want to know what I ate to develop an upset tummy with the hope that it’ll help shed some kilos, you’re in for a BIG disappointment!!
No, there’s none of “It’s my secret method, go find yours” involved here. I do have an idea of what could have caused it but I’d not recommend this method because after three days of living out of the loo, (though technically, IN the loo!) I can’t boast of having even lost half a kilo!
Also, I took the pains of getting out of my bed to stand on the weighing scale to monitor my weight during the three days when in fact I barely had any energy to sit upright!
I won’t deny that I too, for years, have hoped that an upset tummy would lead to a flat tummy but the last time I checked (just now :P) the fat’s still snuggling up to me!
You’d have expected at least for the frequent sprint to the loo to help tone up the legs but NO! That’s not happening either!
If an upset tummy really helped lose weight, we’d have everyone looking like Kareena Kapoor from Tashan!
With all the binge eating before and during my exams, I’d made my mind to go on a diet, go walking two times a day, do my hula hoop and whatever it takes to get rid of the fat from KitKat Chunky, Ferrero Rocher and Pringles! (Preparing for exams ain’t too bad when you have a magical cupboard that has a never ending supply of your favorite junk! Courtesy: parents and husband).
It’s been two weeks today since I appeared for my last paper and I’m still waiting for the auspicious morning to begin my walking routine.
The truth is, I’m not one of those to do any heavy duty work out! Crunches hurt my weak neck and I plop before I plank! I’d die before I diet because I fall into the the category ‘Live to eat’.
My routine: I crave for yummy food almost all the time. I take a quick look at my weight abusing the kilos that are about to get onto me and the next minute I’m at the table! As soon as I’m done with the last bite I run back to the weighing scale!
What you could try to do:
– Scream your lungs out at your tummy;
– Punch it, that way your arms get worked too;
– Do the crazy jump in frustration;
– Get mad at the weighing scale and stomp out of the room. (You could stomp your way back to the room and check your weight again!)
Carry out this process twice a day and maybe you’ll see a difference someday! 😛
Cheers!
C.A.: Confused Aquarian 